Despite what nannying Guardian columnists, vicars and your Nan might think, everybody knows that the best things about Christmas are consumerism, food and breakfast drinking. So I am *delighted* to see that the first festive harbinger of christmas hams, hats and happiness has arrived – in the form of the famous Coca-Cola Christmas lorry.
But the great news doesn’t stop there – because the most famous HGV in advertising history is going on an IRL tour, according to i
. Between 28 November and 23 December however it will visit sites of religious and cultural significance such as Asda Milton Keynes and Back Lane Car Park, Newton. Festive!
To find out when it’s coming to a town near you visit the Coke website
, type in your postcode and prepare to suspend your cynicism for a few hours…